Santa Retired!

Santa retired and moved to Florida

He tired of the cold, snow and ice

And even though he came as a foreigner

He longed to live his days in paradise

But the HOA did not approve of his reindeer, ’cause their hooves tore up the number 8 tee, repeatedly

And all those tiny elves looked like children themselves which aren’t allowed in a senior community

(Santa says): Merry Christmas to one and to all

I’m staying home with the Misses we’re decking our own hall

Time to have a great New Year but you won’t be seeing me

I sold my sleigh to a museum in Tennessee

Santa kicked back and closed his workshop

He was tired and did not want to carry on

And his once a year overnight delivery package drop Could not compete with prime from Amazon

But he was banned from the pool “cause he broke several rules As he laughed too loudly from them all

And the money got dear as the holidays drew near so he had to get a job at the local mall (Still he says) . . .